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I’m very sleepy today. Scarcely 3 hours of sleep distributed in the entire night. I think I look like a zombie. Smiling zombie, not complaining.
Yesterday I messed up. While I was writing this post, instead of clicking on Preview, I clicked on Publish. Then I tried very fast to fix the mistake but I had no idea how. So I made the post private. I think some of you could read a part of it. I didn’t censored it, I just kept it for later (today).
I can’t believe that I’m finally writing this post… I wanted to write it since long ago, I have a link opened on my browser for days but a lot of things happened and I didn’t want to break the chronology of the events (wow!).
Let me start by saying that boredom, in my case, can be very positive/creative. I get to go to the places in my brain where I try to avoid when I’m surrounded by people who don’t know me very well. Not everybody gets me. Some things that are normal for me, I discovered sadly, are normal ONLY for me.
So I was trying to catch up reading blogs when my second son came to me and said: “Did you know that daddy is cleaning the toilet with your toothbrush?” “Is he??” “I think so… Do you miss a toothbrush?” “Yes! But I’m sure I packed it” “The one he’s using, it’s a purple one” “Then I forgot it there” “Do you want it back?” “No thank you”
So I thought, I will ask the man to bring my toothbrush back and see his reaction. He could say:”Ooopps, I used it to clean the toilet” or “Sure, I’ll bring it tomorrow evening when I pick the kids”.
And I kept thinking what I would ask if he came here holding the toothbrush like nothing had happened…
“Hmmmm… what could he have done with my toothbrush? Soooooo many things… Clean the toilet, pee on it, clean the sole of his shoes… Let’s try a search: “Nasty things to do with a toothbrush”. Of course I wasn’t the first person looking for that.
On top of the list, this link —> CLICK HERE
How could I pass on reading something like that??? I HAD to click on it.
Poor guy, I wouldn’t want to be in his place.
Then I started reading the comments and some were priceless. I couldn’t stop laughing.
And now I can close the tab on the browser!!
Every day this week I wished I could erase some memories. But of course I couldn’t do it. Then I thought, if I find myself in the same situation, what would I do this time? Probably the same.
It’s Friday!!! And I’m SO MUCH in love!
Here is Cher singing for you on this sunny somewhere Friday!
“If I Could Turn Back Time”
written by Diane Warren
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I’d take back those words that have hurt you
And you’d stay
I don’t know why I did the things I did
I don’t know why I said the things I said
Pride’s like a knife, it can cut deep inside
Words are like weapons, they wound sometimes
I didn’t really mean to hurt you
I didn’t wanna see you go
I know I made you cry
But baby
If I could turn back time, if I could find a way
I’d take back those words that have hurt you
You’d stay if I could reach the stars
I’d give them all to you, then you’d love me, love me
Like you used to do, if I could turn back time
My world was shattered, I was torn apart
Like somebody took a knife
And drove it deep in my heart
When you walked out that door
I swore that I didn’t care
But I lost everything darling then and there
Too strong to tell you I was sorry
Too proud to tell you I was wrong
I know that I was blind and darling
If I could turn back time, if I could find a way
I’d take back those words that have hurt you
And you’d stay if I could reach the stars
I’d give them all to you then you’d love me, love me
Like you used to do, if I could turn back time
If I could turn back time, if I could turn back time
If I could turn back time, oh baby
I didn’t really mean to hurt you
I didn’t wanna see you go, I know I made you cry
If I could turn back time, if I could find a way
I’d take back those words that have hurt you
And if I could reach the stars
I’d give them all to you then you’d love me, love me
Like you used to do, if I could turn back time
(Turn back time)
If I could find a way
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
You’d stay
(Reach the stars)
Have a Happy and Unforgettable Friday!!
I will now lock my toothbrush in a safe and add a tracking chip. π
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hahahaha π
good idea!
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Oh, Boy! Picture this: me, laughing like crazy because I’m reading your post, and my co workers asking: what are you laughing about?. So I read it out loud, and everybody at the office is laughing like mad ( I read the screen captures too), and a couple or three people come to pick up some documents, and see four crazy women laughing with tears, holding their bellies…. not very proffesional enviroment for a public office, I must say.
I tell you again: you must make an spanish version of this stories, youΒ΄ll get a millon more readers.
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It already takes ages to write in one language!!
Would you like to run the Spanish version? π
Ya parezco la mujer orquesta!!
besos
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Hm. This just came up on The Big Bang Theory last night. But I’m sure it is an old show, as I don’t have TV and have no idea when shows actually run. The things people do… π
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I’ve never seen that show. I’m TV-free for two years already (it feels sooooo good!! (not sure if as good as a toothbrush :D)
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and good to see you!! π
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Always carry toothbrush in purse to AND from everywhere you go! π
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π
dogs are men’s best friends and toothbrushes women’s
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Crazy looking back Twin P
I can’t wait to hear the reaction, my guess is he’ll bring it over like nothin happened and the kids will spill the beans. Do you know how to cut and paste videos? Maybe you just love writing the lyrics, written word does bring more meaning to the mind. You are my craziest twin, oh you’re my only twin.
Body still Doughboy state Twin M
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Hola Twin,
Sorry you still are in doughboy state.. I hope it gets better soon.
I didn’t ask for the toothbrush, but when I saw him I asked: “Are you enjoying cleaning with my toothbrush?” He said he didn’t know it was mine and that he’ll get me a new one… (If not unopened, he can keep it as a spare toilet cleaner π )
hugs
Twin P
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Lol! No cavities? That would make for an excellent tooth paste commercial!
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π no cavities!
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hahahahah! I bet!
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π
Pipes unclogged π
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Lol! Quite a tool!
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I wouldn’t know! π
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Yes you would!
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π
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