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Mug shot Tuesday. That’s me improvising a mug shot. I bought that cute cup in Chinatown in Buenos Aires last August. I fell in love with all of them but chose that one because it has blue, my favorite color. That’s my jasmine tea cup day 1. I have many cups and mugs (for different kinds of tea and time of the day) and I use them in a specific order because most of you know that I hate washing dishes. I can go 7 days without putting the dishwasher and always have a clean cup. Next week, my morning tea cup day 1.
Cable Guy canceled saying he’ll come later today.
My friend didn’t come and I spent two hours trying to get the insurance company telling me what to do about the camera that maybe my son broke at the museum last month. Nobody helped me. I got tired and tried to do it online. I’m not sure I did the right thing. I don’t care. They can contact me now.
I won’t be able to finish everything before the end of the year. That makes me a bit sad. And I’m feeling sick since yesterday.
After the man told me that his aunt said that his parents were visiting to see him and that it wasn’t nice that he was going away for a few days, I said: “Your mother asked your aunt to tell you that. The other times she asked your dad to be the one telling you that they were coming specially for you. She never tells you, she sends somebody else. She plays the victim all the time. She’s very invasive and manipulative. She’s not a nice person. She’s MEAN. Very mean and plays the little kitten. She did much more than going through my stuff, asking you about your ex-girlfriends in front of me, overruling me in front of my kids and spreading bad rumors about me. She’s the one pulling the threads and your father, your aunt and you are her puppets. Do you think I didn’t notice her game all this time?? I only hated that you NEVER took my side and only believed her fake crying. One day, I got tired of it. You chose to believe her. And it seems that you still do!!”.
“I really couldn’t believe you, you always exaggerate and you never liked her.”
“I exaggerate????? Every time, from the minute they said they were visiting, my eye started twitching. Then after they left, I needed 6 days to recover…. Oh shit!! You are right, I exaggerate!! I probably needed only 5 days to recover!! So, now that you know that they are coming, are you stressed??”
“Yes, I can’t sleep at night and I can’t concentrate during the day. And now that you mention all this, many years ago when I was still living in Italy, my girlfriend at the time told me that my mother was saying bad things to her on the street. I didn’t believe it because that girl was a liar”.
“Well, I don’t lie. She’s a good actress and plays the victim very well so I look like I’m the bad person here”.
“No, you are not the bad person. When I told them that you left, they insisted that one of us had had an affair. I told them it wasn’t true but they kept insisting on that. A few weeks ago when I told them I had a girlfriend, they said: ‘You had it all this time and that’s why Paola left’.”
“Are you freaking kidding me?”
“No, they are convinced that I was unfaithful and that’s why you left me.”
“I really don’t want to talk to your mom, but you can tell her that the main reason I left, was HER”.
I CAN’T BELIEVE THESE PEOPLE!!!!
All the big fights with the man were mostly because of his parents. They always meant trouble. The ugly mother remembered that she had a son after she knew we were together. She never liked me. One of these days I’ll tell the story of the day I met her. I promised that in March, I didn’t forget… It’s just when I remember about it, it’s like mixing a bowl full of shit, all the smell comes up and I feel sick.
Now something happier. My kids guessed at least 2 items each of what they got for Sinterklaas. That means that I’ll have to get them presents. The only one who didn’t score was Cutie because I guessed for him. I suck!
In the afternoon I wrote an email to the man’s aunt thanking her for the gift . This is what I wrote:
I added the man on the BCC. He was a bit pissed. He said: “Why did you do that? You are making your life even more difficult”.
True, that was quite a lot of money. Money comes and goes. I just don’t want to lose my dignity.
Do you remember a couple of weeks ago when I said I didn’t want to be known as the “Ass Groping Blog” and tried a post about “Flashing Boobs “?
These are my new search terms. I think I want to cry now.
Reblogged this on Survivors Blog Here.
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 11:24 am |
Hi Paola. What were the new search terms? Sorry about the trouble with the mans family. Some families are just nuts! Not normal. Like to cause trouble wherever they go. XX
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manyofus1980 said this on December 23, 2014 at 11:48 am |
I’m glad you are feeling better 🙂
That family is crazier than mine but in a painful way!!
The new search terms are:
boobs grab in the bus
boob grab in train
boobs pressed boys in the bus
unbelievable, right?? 🙂
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 12:57 pm |
Boobs seem to be the word of the day! Whoever is searching seems to like grabbing boobs on public transportation. 😀 BTW, I really like your coffee mug!
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 4:27 pm |
Not one ass groping the last week, only boobs… Maybe Christmas is boobs time 🙂
I really like your coffee mug!! 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 8:17 pm |
An interesting profile, eh? 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 8:20 pm
yes! very very nice!!
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 8:57 pm
Correct posture and happy toes?
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 8:58 pm
Yes!! The happiest toes!! 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:06 pm
Happy toes and hot coffee. 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:07 pm
Not too hot or else you need to strip!! 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:08 pm
I think that the mug does that on its own. 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:09 pm
I want a mug like that!!! 😀
I collect them… I miss that one!
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:10 pm
It’s the only mug that can only be used after the kids are in bed. 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:11 pm
🙂 Knowing that, I want it even more!! I’ll be motivated to put them to bed early 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:13 pm
I’m concerned that you’d be drinking coffee a lot. 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:14 pm
It’ll be tea, coffee makes me hyper 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:17 pm
Perfect, mugs, posture and tea! Make sure the tea is hot. 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:18 pm
🙂 Very VERY hot!!
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:20 pm
hahahaha! I may have to make more of them. 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:23 pm
Yes please!! 🙂
I want one 😀 For that mug I would wash by hand!! And then I can make it be for day 1, day 2, day 3… 🙂
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:28 pm
lol! I’ll call and see if they’ll ship direct. 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:32 pm
Yay!! 🙂
I never saw something like that here…
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:34 pm
Just don’t let the man, or the cable guy use it. 😉
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:35 pm
MY MUG! 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:37 pm
And no white socks 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:38 pm
or green phone 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:39 pm
The green phone was supposed to be the focal point. 🙂
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:40 pm
aha!! I wonder if it worked… 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:41 pm
The interpretation is up to the viewer! 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:42 pm
I think I was more focused on the left part of the picture 🙂
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:44 pm
hahahah! You used the zoom function on your browser, and missed the phone location. 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:48 pm
My browser is amazing!! 🙂
But I guess I need a bigger screen 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:51 pm
Don’t you dare! No widescreens!! You know what happens with those weight loss photos!
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:52 pm
I do!! 🙂
I’d love to see the effect on red 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:54 pm
I think wearing red is like not wearing anything. 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:56 pm
You should see my smile 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:56 pm
hahaha! Maybe naked weight loss updates. NOT. I don’t want to scare everyone away.
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:57 pm
You won’t scare us!! We are use to it 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:59 pm
Not really. Only once or twice. Okay, no more than 6 times. I think.
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 10:01 pm
Do I have to count? 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 10:02 pm
You’ll have to find them all to count. Go for it and let’s see the final count. 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 10:04 pm
Only Tuesdays? 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 10:07 pm
No, there’s been on other days as well. 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 10:07 pm
😀
Ok, I’ll check!
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 10:10 pm
I’m guessing 6 times. I’m heading home now and will see how your homework is progressing in a little bit. 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 10:11 pm
I’ll be slow, my kids are still up because mom is busy 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 10:12 pm
Have you counted yet? 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 24, 2014 at 12:22 am
Two of my kids are still awake!! 12.24am
I’m just about to cancel Christmas and sell the presents on ebay 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 24, 2014 at 12:24 am
Lol! You can sell coffee mugs, too. 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 24, 2014 at 12:25 am
😀 Good idea!!
Send me a box!! (But don’t be surprise if I tell you later that they got caught in customs…. (That way I will avoid washing :D)
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DotedOn said this on December 24, 2014 at 12:29 am
Did you forget what day is today?
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:35 pm
NOOOOOO…..
MY kids are still awake and I just finished cooking for tomorrow and Thursday 😀
I’ll catch up really soon!!
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:38 pm
It’s very tame today. I don’t think it’s too bad.
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:40 pm
I’m looking forward to it!! 🙂
Next week the last one?
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:42 pm
No, I don’t think so. I’m just trying to figure out where it’s going. Any suggestions? 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:47 pm
If you are making a pub next year, you need a theme for each day :)… Or at least for Tuesdays!!
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:49 pm
I’m thinking of making different rooms within the i-pub. One room for the recipes would be called ‘the kitchen’ (how original, eh?). So, I think that I can do the same for existing pages that I have now. Tidbits may not be only Tuesdays. Plus, having tidbits off of the main page may not catch anyone by surprise. 😀
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weight2lose2013 said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:50 pm
I love the kitchen!! 🙂 Cooking with Rob in robe 😀
Surprise us!! 🙂
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:53 pm
Those search terms are so bizarre! Love the mug!
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Marissa Bergen said this on December 23, 2014 at 4:38 pm |
Yes! Crazy search terms!! And even crazier that they lead to my blog!!! 🙂
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 8:18 pm |
Yep, I actually looked mine up and they were pretty funny! Then I forgot how I found them and that was the end of that…
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Marissa Bergen said this on December 23, 2014 at 8:36 pm
If you go to the old stats page, below the flags, you have the search terms. Then you have to click on summaries (top right) and from there choose All Time 🙂
Have fun!!
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:04 pm
Thanks…huh! Mine’s just boring. Lots of referrals from other bloggers and just one that says something about Miley Cyrus masturbating.
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Marissa Bergen said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:23 pm
Wow!! Any idea how it could get there?
I mentioned ass grabbing once… That’s the post with the most traffic!! 🙂
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:25 pm
Yes, I once did a rant about her a long time ago. I’m actually surprised there wasn’t more racy stuff. Nothing blog worthy like yours…
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Marissa Bergen said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:27 pm
Hahahaha!
That’s because you come from a safer place! 🙂
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:29 pm
Oh those search terms… /smh
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R. Todd said this on December 23, 2014 at 7:32 pm |
There is a sub-culture out there 🙂
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 8:18 pm |
It’s mainly in Japan, as i understand..
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R. Todd said this on December 23, 2014 at 8:35 pm
Well, they are famous for that, but since I started blogging, I have only 1 view from Japan!! 🙂
The searches come from everywhere, I know because after midnight, mostly every day the first post viewed, is the ass groping one!
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 8:59 pm
/smh so much /smh
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R. Todd said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:07 pm
😀 don’t get dizzy!!
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:09 pm
Twin P
You got what you wished for, no more ass grabbing. What’s the plan now? Maybe a good vomit or poop post? There are plenty left from our conversation!
Happy to talk with you yesterday. Hope you are feeling better.
Hugs
Limping Along Twin M
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Looking for the Light said this on December 23, 2014 at 8:36 pm |
Hi Twin!
Yes, I partially got what I wanted!! I wanted to remove the grabbing part… Now the grabbing emigrated North 🙂
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:01 pm |
Not Quite happy Twin P
Sounds like you need a good plan, move forward with a vomit story including grab vomitero. The you can move from grab once you see what crazy search terms show up.
Nap Time Twin M
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Looking for the Light said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:10 pm
I’ll try! I need a good story 🙂
(And this is the time of the year that my kids provide the best stories!!)
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DotedOn said this on December 23, 2014 at 9:11 pm