122

122

Saturday. It’s snowing. I’m not happy about it.
What a day yesterday! It didn’t feel like a Friday, probably that’s why I forgot my song.
Now I need some therapeutic writing or I’ll get crazy.
The man called yesterday at 4.00pm to say he was leaving with his girlfriend for the next days. Ok. Then he said: “My parents rented a holiday’s house from the 30th on near here. We could leave the kids there and I could drive you the 31st very early to the airport alone. That way, they can sleep longer”.
“What? We already arrange that, why are you changing the plans last minute?”
“I’m not changing the plans, I’m just telling you, think about it”
“I thought about it already and it’s ALWAYS the same. Your parents make me change my plans. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS STILL HAPPENING”.
“I can’t discuss this now, my girlfriend is waiting for me for 3 hours”
“I don’t give a shit, you just called me, not three hours ago. Those 3 hours you spent for sure talking and making plans with your parents, NOT WITH ME.”
“I’m hanging up, I don’t want to fight”.
He said bye and hung up.
My son was near me and he said: “Dad is not nice”.
I was fuming so I texted him and didn’t expect a reply:

“I have no idea how they can still manage to ruin my life. They never fail. Not once. I’m shaking and fuming. And that you had the nerve to suggest me a new plan, really infuriates me.
They treat you like a puppet, that’s ok if you let them, but now, this is affecting me, NOT OK. You made plans with me already and you should have said that to them.
Now I understand if you don’t want to drive me to the airport because of the bad things I said, but I’M NOT KEEPING MY MOUTH SHUT ANYMORE.”

Some time later, he replied: “We’ll do as we planned, don’t get mad.”
So I added: “Do you understand that they control you?? Do you understand that they ruined a couple of your relationships already?? They’ll do the same again and again if you let them!!”
“Ok, but I can’t chat any longer”
“I understand. Tell your girlfriend I’m sorry I’m using her time to fight with you, it’s not fair to her”.
And I thought he had left but a few minutes later he wrote:
“She says it’s fine, that she understands you completely”.

OMG… My life can’t get any weirder. I’m making friends with the man’s new girlfriend. This is all a joke.

Thank goodness, there is always something that makes my day brighter. This time, my “Sexy Xmas Advent Calendar”!!!

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I forgot to open the last windows so we did it yesterday a few minutes before dinner.
I said to my kids:
“I’m really curious to see what’s under the 24th!”

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My oldest son said: “Are you expecting to find a dick?”
“Yes!! What do you think?”
They where all around me when I opened the last window and it was empty.
“WTF?? Where is my chocolate?”
“She ate it” My 2nd son said, “Yesterday when I came to the kitchen, she had your calendar”
“Not true”.
I’m sure my daughter ate my chocolate. Number 24 had the shape of a star.
So I said: “Pffff… No chocolate or dick for Mom… Hey wait, there is something behind the plastic, pass me the scissors”
So I opened the box and saw what I had missed all the other days.
Six wide open pairs of eyes…

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“Are those naked men?!?!”
“y.. n… almost!”
“What are you going to do with that?”
“I’m hanging it in my bedroom!!”
My oldest son looked at me and said: “I better leave.”

That’s for embarrassing me with the dildo comment.

~ by DotedOn on December 27, 2014.

21 Responses to “122”

  1. Reblogged this on Survivors Blog Here.

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  2. I’m sooo jealous. I want snow. Your lucky. I’ll take your snow and you can have our wind and rain. Ok? LoL bout becoming friends with the mans gf. Weirdly funny. XX

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    • It was very little snow, it didn’t stay on the ground. And it’s very windy for weeks already, never before! The wind wakes me up at night! πŸ™‚

      Friends with the new girlfriend?? I’m not that modern πŸ˜€

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  3. Becoming friends with the girlfriend(especially without even trying to) would feel really awkward. I wonder if it lasts…
    LOL… the dildo comment.
    Funs times as usual around your parts Paola!!!

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  4. Love your calendar 😜 cant believe the comments lol my kids would have left the room if i had a calendar like that πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    And the girlfriend situation is just getting so strang πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚

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  5. Well I suppose we have to get our thrills where we can find them!! Lots of red panties there!

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  6. Great calendar! Your ex sounds like an idiot although his girlfriend has some smarts. Hope plans don’t change again at the last minute because his parents get “a new idea”. Funny post as usual!

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    • They will get many new ideas!! And I hope I never know about them!

      I really hope that my kids give them a very hard time, so hard that they don’t want to be back for 3 years. πŸ™‚

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  7. Twin P
    Sounds like the calendar should hang in bathroom. MOT!!!!! HAHAHA
    πŸ™‚
    Sassy Twin M

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  8. P. Your life is perfect for a movie and best seller novel. It has all the key elements. I think it will be one of those that gets played every year and turns into a Broadway play adapted by Cirque du Soleil. Then come the product endorsements that will make you famous on all the midnight sports channels…Great post as usual. πŸ˜‰

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