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Thursday. Thunderous and furious Thursday. It’s raining and snowing, raining and snowing. Alternating since last night. It’s also very windy. The worst day to ride a bike.
The freaking man forgot to take Cutie’s bag yesterday so he came early this morning to pick it up and he woke me. I was peacefully sleeping. I think he was enjoying the fact that he woke me. I could see it in his eyes. What he doesn’t know yet is that he’ll pay for this one. Because today I’m mean, I have my period and it happens every time, there is one day every month that my feelings leave me and I really could strangle someone. And that day is today.
Plus I read long ago that in some countries when women commit a crime while menstruating, they get a reduction in the sentence. Don’t tell me it’s not the perfect day!!
Someone has to go.
It won’t be the man this time because the sucker doesn’t measure the pain he causes to others or chooses the prey wisely. He just hurts and I know that one of my kids could be the recipient. He already knows he can’t do anything to me anymore, so he chooses the kids and there is when he really hurts me.
So I better choose another person to dig today.
After a little thought, I decided that someone who broke my heart should be the one going down.
A couple of months ago I wrote about that dreamy guy I met who suddenly disappeared without saying a word and that later I found a picture of him more or less indicating that he got married.
That’s the picture, that’s the guy. Yes Baby, you are going down!
A few words to you:
Sweetie, you are SO LUCKY that I’m not as mean as I wish to be today and I’m not posting your name or where you live. But know this, if one freaking day fate wants us to meet, I will squeeze your balls until my nails meet my palm.
I feel much better now.
A nicer subject now. I was nominated by AFTER MIDNIGHT: A CHRISTIAN BIPOLAR at https://kbailey373.wordpress.com for “The Versatile Blogger Award”.
Here are the soon to be broken rules:
Show the award on your blog. (I’m doing this)
Thank the person who nominated you. (I’m doing this)
Share seven facts about yourself. (I’ll see how I feel in the next paragraph)
Nominate 15 blogs. (Not going to happen)
Link your nomineesβ blogs, and let them know. (Not going to happen either)
Thank you Mrs. Bailey for this nomination!!
Now I’ll write a few facts about me:
1) I always break all e-mails and award nominations chains.
2) My name (Paola) is Italian and it means “piccola” (little one).
3) When I have my period I can barely stand myself. I’m not good company. I’m sarcastic beyond limits and mean. (I guess you figured that already and if you read my blog from day one, you can tell the exact days that’s happening).
4) One day in May 1998 I fought a thief that wanted to go into my parents house while he was pointing a gun at me. Since that day I’m scared of everything.
5) The strangest compliment I got while walking on the street was “QUΓ SOPA DE ARROZ!!” (What a rice soup!!) I’m still trying to figure out what the hell that means.
6) I experienced “Love at First Sight” once. I’ll write about that soon.
7) My favorite city is Dublin.
Well, I did it!!
Reblogged this on SURVIVORS BLOG HERE.
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DotedOn said this on January 29, 2015 at 11:55 am |
Congrats again on the Versatile Blogger Award Paola! I’m really sorry to hear about #4. Hope the horrible experience fades in time! However, #5 was interesting. How come a person commented someone as “what a rice soup”?
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faburlifekhloe said this on January 29, 2015 at 2:32 pm |
Thank you Khloe!! I hope my fear fades soon too π
The “what a rice soup!” compliment is a mystery to everyone π
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DotedOn said this on January 29, 2015 at 2:37 pm |
You’re more than welcome Paola π Prayer for you and hope it fades soon! π Yes, it remains mysterious for everyone now π
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faburlifekhloe said this on January 29, 2015 at 2:43 pm
Every now and then I search or ask, but I only get recipes π
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DotedOn said this on January 29, 2015 at 2:56 pm
hahahhaha I’m sure only recipes come up when searching π I was reading your comment on the post I made today, but for some reason it got deleted itself!!! π¦ Anyway, thank you for the compliment you made to Big Bear Bear and taking your time to read my post! π
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faburlifekhloe said this on January 29, 2015 at 3:06 pm
π He’s adorable!!
And I don’t know why the comments disappear… I don’t see I have new ones, I have to keep checking because I feel bad if I don’t answer them! π
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DotedOn said this on January 29, 2015 at 3:09 pm
Thanks again on behalf of him Paola! β€ It's very strange that it disappeared all of the sudden, glad at least I read it already π Don't feel bad! It's ok sweetie. π
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faburlifekhloe said this on January 29, 2015 at 3:13 pm
Ouch. That really sounds painful. Even rice soup couldn’t help with that . π
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weight2lose2013 said this on January 29, 2015 at 3:41 pm |
What sounds painful? π (I’m still out of focus!!) π
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DotedOn said this on January 29, 2015 at 4:00 pm |
The fingernail grip thingy….
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weight2lose2013 said this on January 29, 2015 at 4:01 pm
Hahahahaha…. he deserves it… It took me months to get to that conclusion.
He broke my heart and disappeared… he’s a coward without balls (because I’m already counting the day I’ll tear them up π )
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DotedOn said this on January 29, 2015 at 4:03 pm
I’m getting light headed and walking on my knees right now. The imagery is staggering. π
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weight2lose2013 said this on January 29, 2015 at 4:04 pm
So, you better don’t break my heart!! β€ β€ π
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DotedOn said this on January 29, 2015 at 4:04 pm
Never, ever, ever. The green army man submits!
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weight2lose2013 said this on January 29, 2015 at 4:07 pm
β€ I know you are incapable of breaking hearts (or terrified of my nails meeting my palm :D)
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DotedOn said this on January 29, 2015 at 4:14 pm
Oh, I’m terrified of nails located at that part of my body! π
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weight2lose2013 said this on January 29, 2015 at 4:22 pm
I understand, I don’t think the feeling of cracking balls it’s a pleasurable one π
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DotedOn said this on January 29, 2015 at 4:27 pm
There you go again. I’m getting light headed again. Oh, the pain……
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weight2lose2013 said this on January 29, 2015 at 4:28 pm
I wouldn’t enjoy it either…. But the other option is more painful and there is also some afterwards cleaning involved… So that one is out of the question… And when you feel you are recovered, I can tell you the other option π
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DotedOn said this on January 29, 2015 at 4:30 pm
Do I dare ask what the other option is?
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weight2lose2013 said this on January 29, 2015 at 4:33 pm
Of course you do!! π
You are a brave man and would never hurt me π
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DotedOn said this on January 29, 2015 at 4:34 pm
Ok, what is it?
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weight2lose2013 said this on January 29, 2015 at 4:56 pm
Try not to picture this on you, concentrate on the guy on the picture ok?
Step 1. I put his little guy on the table
Step 2. I let a brick fall on it
See? the balls cracker is much cleaner π
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DotedOn said this on January 29, 2015 at 5:00 pm
*passes out on the floor*
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weight2lose2013 said this on January 29, 2015 at 5:00 pm
π (but I’m not cleaning!!!)
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DotedOn said this on January 29, 2015 at 5:02 pm
That time of the month does it to me too. Funny about the reduced sentence while committing a crime. I guess it makes sense if you can use insanity as an excuse. All very interesting…
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Marissa Bergen said this on January 29, 2015 at 5:30 pm |
I could use insanity every day of the month!! Those days go beyond insanity π
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DotedOn said this on January 29, 2015 at 6:30 pm |
You know what WOULD help is a bag of frozen peas. Meanwhile I am sorry you are having a bad day/week/month? or however long, and thank you for posting your 7 facts! π I am not too wild about the awards thing and may ignore the next several that I get haha
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kbailey374 said this on January 29, 2015 at 10:05 pm |
Frozen peas?? π
And I’m sorry I broke the chain, they make me kind of anxious.
Thanks again for the nomination π
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DotedOn said this on January 30, 2015 at 11:32 am |
I think I said that because of the fingernails meeting your palm comment but I’m not sure anymore, lol.
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kbailey374 said this on January 30, 2015 at 1:12 pm
Oh yeah!! That’s the sucker’s problem π (Unless I twist a finger in my attempt :D)
Thanks!!
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DotedOn said this on January 30, 2015 at 1:14 pm
whoops. lol
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kbailey374 said this on January 30, 2015 at 5:40 pm
You fought a thief at gunpoint?
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GratuitousRex said this on January 30, 2015 at 2:06 am |
Yes Rex, with hands and feet until he left. After a little while when I realized what I’ve done, I started shaking and didn’t leave the house for several days.
Even now, if I see someone putting a hand inside their jacket, I either paralyzed or panic (I remember when he walked towards me, open the jacket, took the gun and pointed at me).
Sad experience.
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DotedOn said this on January 30, 2015 at 7:58 am |
Congrats honey!!!
Rice soup? LOL. Weird world!
And while you’re cranky during periods, I, on the other hand, eat more than normal. If the pain will let me, that is.
You actually fought a thief? Brave little one…
I can’t to read your love at first sight post…
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nekaaar said this on January 30, 2015 at 5:45 am |
I eat EVERYTHING just before. During my period I’m beyond cranky and really uncomfortable but I don’t have any more pain since my kids were born (to compensate the other pains, I guess :D)
I fought a thief, yes, not proud about it, it was a crazy thing to do but it shows that I ALWAYS act on an impulse π
Yeah baby, What a Rice Soup!! π
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DotedOn said this on January 30, 2015 at 8:04 am |
Actually I think fighting the thief was very cool…
Heh heh heh!
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nekaaar said this on January 30, 2015 at 8:19 am
When I realized what I’ve done, I entered a bubble and never left it
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DotedOn said this on January 30, 2015 at 8:23 am
I think there should be free hotel vouchers for men who need to seek shelter from women on their periods. Wait! What am I saying? The women should get the plush hotel rooms, and the boys can stay at home and play video games. I’m day dreaming now. What a great hotel concept! It would give a whole new meaning to the hotel chain called “The Red Room”!
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kimboxin said this on January 30, 2015 at 6:10 am |
I might just have to blog about this concept. π
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kimboxin said this on January 30, 2015 at 6:11 am |
Can’t wait to read it!!! π
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DotedOn said this on January 30, 2015 at 8:16 am
What a great idea!! I’m day dream about the minibar… That tiny fridge better have a freezer compartment π
I read that book (The Red Room, I’m still gagging remembering it) π
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DotedOn said this on January 30, 2015 at 8:16 am |
Just make sure you’re not in Florida…(Zimmerman & Alexander) *wry laugh*
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The Chaos Realm said this on February 1, 2015 at 11:17 pm |
π
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DotedOn said this on February 2, 2015 at 10:14 am |