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Thursday. Where did my spring go? Why is it freezing again? Wasn’t I clear when I said I was done wearing the stupid winter jacket? No one listens to me…
My parents got home safely. I didn’t have the chance to talk much because they went straight to work. They are insane!

Yesterday I totally forgot I had driving lessons so the teacher called me. I didn’t understand who he was so I gave the phone to my son. My son said: “It’s your driving instructor saying that he’s waiting for you”. “Tell him I’ll see him on Friday” while I walked towards the fridge and saw that on the paper he gave me it was written Wednesday 18. “Oh shit, give me the phone. I’m so so so sorry, Entschuldigung!! I’ll be there in 5 minutes”. I took like 15. Then I got there and I was smiling like if I had just kissed a frog and saw him become a prince and say to me: “I found your shoe”.
And I couldn’t stop smiling. Even after he yelled at me because he said turn left and I started turning to the right. The thing is, last week someone told me: “Imagine your instructor in goofy polka dot underwear… to make you laugh and get your mind off being nervous… It’ll put a smile on your face”.
And hell it did. I wish I knew an antidote yesterday. He must have thought I was stupid (or more stupid).

Today I’m celebrating a new trophy!!
The False Prophet at:
https://thefalseprophetblog.wordpress.com/2015/03/18/that-liebster-thing/ nominated me for another Liebster Award!!
Thank you, I’m flattered!
Take a look at this one, gorgeous, it has pretty pink flowers. I love it! I’m sure it’ll be my daughter’s favorite.

As many of you already know, in order to accept this nomination, I must follow some rules. And again, as many of you know, I’ll break some of those rules. I accept the AWARD as it is, an award, and not a nomination. And I’ll be displaying it on the side bar as another (well deserved??) trophy.

Here are the rules:

1- Thank and link your nominator. Already did it.
2- Answer the nominator’s ten questions (see below). I’ll do this one.
3- Nominate ten potential victims of your choosing. No, sorry, I’m not doing this.
4- Create 10 new questions. I don’t see this happening.
5- Notify your unsuspecting prey of their nomination via social media or their blog. That won’t happen either. But if you really like the award and you want it from me, just let me know and I’ll think 10 questions for you.

Here are the questions I have to answer:

1. Would you rather relive the 80s or the 90s?
Let’s say I would pick from May 5th 1987 till May 4th 1997. And do exactly the same things I did.

2. How does a duck know which direction south is?
At night, watching the polar star. During the day, watching the sun. And if its cloudy, asking someone who knows the answer.

3. If you had to choose between being a smurf or a snork, which one would you choose and why?
I didn’t know what a snork was. Anyway I pick a snork because the smurfs creep me out a bit. I love the color, it’s my favorite color, but smurfs and blue m&m’s creep me out. On the other hand, there is only one lady smurf and that could be great for me, the competition would be not so bad. And I’m sure some smurf would prefer a brunette over a blond. Hard choice.

4. It’s late at night, you’re craving chocolate, but there’s no chocolate to be found in your entire house … what do you do?
That happened many times. I eat something else. Or just wait till next day and get some.

5. How many fingers am I holding up … right now!? (hint: between two and four)
OK, you got me here… The answer could be the number between 2 and 4. Or any of the numbers 2 or 4. I’ll pick 3 because I don’t like even numbers… I don’t like 3, 5 and 9 either. I only like 1 and 7. Crap, I don’t want to choose.

6. If Jesus were to come back to raise the dead, which artist would you rather see raised from the dead Michael Jackson or Jim Morrison and why?
None of them. Why? I think their mission on Earth was completed. No need to come back.

7. Which artist would you rather have Jesus not raise from the dead and why.
I don’t know. And I don’t think Jesus will take my opinion anyway.

8. After Jesus has raised the dead and thus started the zombie apocalypse, how do you think you’ll survive?
I definitely won’t survive. I have really bad surviving skills. In the case I do, it’ll be by a miracle.

9. After having been bitten by one of Jesus’s zombies, would you kill yourself or just let yourself become one of them and why?
Do zombies commit suicide? Anyway, I’m afraid of death, so I guess I’ll go with the flow.

10. Imagine that, on the off-chance, you survive the zombie apocalypse and it’s up to you to repopulate the earth, but the only two people who are left besides you are Britney Spears and Kanye West … what would you do?
What a question!! I need to see who Kanye West is since I truly don’t know him and Britney is out of the question.
I just did an image search. He doesn’t smile much. I don’t like men who can’t smile. So the only choice here is that Britney and Kanye repopulate the earth and I help them babysit.

Wow… At least I didn’t have to think 11 facts about myself.

~ by DotedOn on March 19, 2015.