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Saturday. This spring sucks. It’s cold and it rains and it’s very windy. My cousin wrote an e-mail asking if we were fine because she read there was a tornado in Germany. Of course, I didn’t know about it. I can only say that the wind this year is crazy, I never saw something like that before in my 18 years living in this area.
A couple of days ago, I wrote about the package I got from my friend. After I got the package, I sent a message to thank her and I explained why I didn’t dare to take the products.
First of all, I can’t tolerate caffeine. Think Speedy Gonzalez and a squirrel times five. That’s me if I drink one cup of coffee.
Second, my body has strange reactions to some stuff. One of them is power bars. I’m used to a diet quite low in protein, so if suddenly I take something with extra proteins, I feel like my heart is beating outside my chest. Imagine this: I feel like running!! (And trust me, that’s not a normal reaction if you know me, I’m a VERY slow moves person).
Other things that have strange reactions in me are anesthetics and sedatives (or anything that could give a soothing effect). I get hallucinations or I stop feeling my tongue and I can’t talk and only babble. Plus, I’m totally conscious but I can’t exteriorize it because it’s like I have a 20 seconds delay (from the brain to my mouth).

So I said to my friend: “I’m not sure it’s a good idea if I try the products while my kids are here because I don’t think they’d like to see mom in a particular state. I also don’t think it’s very smart to try them if I’m alone, since I have no idea how I’m going to react to them”.
This was her reply:

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Ok… There is no way I want to get high when the man is here. NO WAY.
He saw my reactions more than once and he laughed his ass off (and we could say that he cared about me then). Now, I think that if I have a reaction and he’s there to see it, he’d film it and upload it on YouTube by the end of the day. (I know, we could ALL have fun with it, right??)

And send them back??? I didn’t get caught because of a miracle but I don’t think I can get away with it a second time.

I was wondering how the package got retained. How does customs work? Do they scan all the packages? Do they suspect some products are dangerous?
I needed some answers so I decided to inspect the envelope and see what I could find.

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The first thing that caught my eye was the red sticker. I opened the translator to see what that meant.

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CUSTOMS-SHIPMENT
This shipment may be extradited only to a customs office. Do not deliver to the recipient.
! Delivery Information

And in yellow:

Goods that do not meet the requirements of Articles 9 and 10 of the Treaty establishing the European Economic Community.

But, how could they know??

And then I turned around the package and saw:

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She wrote EXACTLY what she put in the package. I bet she was high when she sent it!!
I hate lying to her but I’m not trying the products yet (or ever).

Another subject now. This past week I broke 2 records.

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I can’t believe it!! Thank you!! Dear readers (and followers), you make my life so much happier!

And it was the first time I could have more than 9 different countries visiting in one day. I had 10!!

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My 2nd son asks me every day: “How many countries mom?” And it was always: “Still less than 9”. On Thursday I shouted at him: “You won’t believe this, finally 10!!”.
And that makes a total of 89 countries (people from 89 different countries visited my blog!!).

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Yay!!!

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~ by DotedOn on May 9, 2015.

24 Responses to “255”

  1. Reblogged this on SURVIVORS BLOG HERE.

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  2. W/ my mental illness and addiction history I would not not not try any of these things, nonono …

    I too get a kick out of the other countries that visit me. But I have not counted them. I should! That is neat that you have your son involved!

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    • 🙂 Yes, he thinks it’s amusing that people from so far away come and check what crazy momma wrote 😀

      I have no history of addiction but I don’t like when I can’t control what I do… And I know I’m funny (for the others watching), but I feel terrible and I can’t even express it!! :D.

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  3. I’ve read scientific journals that state if you use those products after long term energy deprivation you could get a smile that lasts more than four hours and become ridiculously amorous. Maybe you should hold on to it for later. 🙂

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  4. Don’t risk sending the products back, with your luck you’ll go to jail. You have to many weird issues when taking pills there’s no reason to take pot pills. I question if there is any pot in the products. You sure don’e need to take while the man is there, you’ll have 6 kids! I would freak!!!!!!
    Hugs
    M

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  5. Congrats Paola! Personally, I would be more wary of the caffeine than the hemp… But that’s just me!

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  6. Congrats Paola! Is it normally warm in your area this time of year?

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    • Thank you Kim!
      Yes, mostly it’s short sleeves temperature in May, but now I have to go out with fleece and jacket or I freeze to death… It’s really sad… I’m not a fun of HOT weather, but between this and hot, there is a really comfortable place where I can wear my shorts and flip flops and be happy 🙂

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  7. I’m also a fan of noting how many countries I’ve had visitors from. Well done, you’ve got some good ones that I don’t have yet, like cameroon, jersey, isle of mann

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  8. Brunei, fiji, Swaziland, Macedonia

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  9. Iraq and Guernsey

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  10. I enjoy your posts – 😀 that hemp shipment is hilarious – you should try it with your best friend – followers and countries, hope you reach new records every day – visitors from mars don’t count for WordPress – shame!

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    • Thank you José!
      I had a laugh with the shipment… And you are right, it would be nice to get a (best)friend to be here is I decide to try them… But I’m new in this town and I my good friends are many kilometers away 🙂
      I love seeing the new countries appear… and I wonder how/why they ended up in my blog! 🙂

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