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Friday. I am so tired that it’s hard for me to type. Maybe you wonder how could I be tired if I’m not doing anything. True. I’m not doing anything and I still don’t feel guilty. Which is great.
The thing is, I’m anemic and I thought I could keep it under control but it seems that I’m not doing a good job. So instead of going to the doctor, I’ll increase my iron intake to 3 pills a day and I better feel good because I don’t want another needle in my arm any time soon.
Ritu at butismileanyway.wordpress.com challenged me for the 3 Quote Challenge and this is the last day. I had fun doing it, thank you Ritu.
Day 3
I chose this quote by a dear friend because it made me laugh.
True, not true? I could write a lot about this subject.
Is the ego proportional to the size? Or inversely proportional? Is it true that men get big/expensive cars to compensate for something? When you see two men fighting over something, do you wonder if the fight will end when they measure their dicks?
So many deep questions. Ok, one last question: Are all men dicks? (No, some are assholes!! Sorry, I couldn’t resist).
I don’t hate men. Don’t get me wrong. I love them. I respect them and I wish all of them were good. It breaks my heart that some are not (specially when they cross my path).
And because IT’S FRIDAY, I’M IN LOVE, here is a song that I think goes perfectly with today’s post and my way of thinking.
I would change the first line though. Instead of ‘sometimes’ I’d say ‘every fu#$ing time’.
It was really hard for me to pick the version that I liked the most, so I decided to add the 4 favorites.
I couldn’t resist the original version. The Blues Brother’s version made me laugh. Tina’s version is maybe the one that touched me the most. And the Slovenian group, Perpetuum Jazzile, singing without any instruments, just blew my mind.
Ladies and Gentleman,
Stand By Your Man
(written by Tammy Wynette & Billy Sherrill)
Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You’ll have bad times
And he’ll have good times,
Doin’ things that you don’t understand
But if you love him you’ll forgive him,
Even though he’s hard to understand
And if you love him oh be proud of him,
’cause after all he’s just a man
Stand by your man,
Give him two arms to cling to,
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your man,
And show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man
Stand by your man,
And show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man
Please, let me clarify one thing here. There are a few times when I would say DON’T STAND BY YOUR MAN.
Those times are:
1) When you don’t love him. Then, just leave.
2) When he doesn’t love you. Let him go.
3) When he’s a dick. Then you probably have two options:
– using him like a toy.
– run away. Fast. Think about this, chances are that a dick will always be a dick and sometimes grow larger.
And I couldn’t go without Johnny’s wisdom. Difficult to pick one, so here you get a double bonus.
Marissa and Maria, I hope your smiles match mine.
Have a great Friday!!
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Awwwe…thank you for my daily dose of Depp!! The whole ‘are all men dicks or assholes?’ the answer is no, but for some reason they are often the ones that are less sexual and even those guys can be assholes sometimes. Why do we always fall for the bad boys?
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Because the good ones are taken!! (And mostly by women who don’t deserve them!!) 🙂
A daily dose of Depp is all we need 😀
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I know that feeling. Believe me, I went through a lot of heartbreak dating players and it seemed like that was all that was out there. I finally found a guy I could talk to and feel comfortable with.
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That’s VERY nice Marissa!! Not many of us can say the same 🙂
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Poor dear! Hope you are feeling better! ❤ The quote you got from your dear friend is seriously hilarious 😀 At least it gave you a good laugh when your iron level was low 😉 Happy Friday and a great weekend ahead! Take care! ❤ 🙂
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Thank you Khloe! 🙂
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No worries dear! 🙂
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Twin
I don’t know how men measure their dicks against the opponent. If their not sleeping with them, who care. Now if it’s me, I do have a personal preference on dick size.
Quite showing me J Dep every week, I can’t get the size of his out of my head.
🙂
M
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Their measure them on the table 🙂
We all have preferences 😀
Ok Twin, tell me who you would like to see… Johnny brightens my day always (and I even thought about his size!!) 🙂
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Johnny he’s so hot and a big mess. Bet he measures up!
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I think he’s so hot because he’s like the guy next door (I wish I had neighbors!!) 😀
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How about just having him, what could there be to complain about. But walking funny!!!!!
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walking funny?
Having him here would be GREAT! 🙂
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🙂
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I don’t have much of an ego. Does that mean my thumbs are small?
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How can I tell?? I’ve never seen your thumbs 😀
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Thumbs cookies. Its all the same.
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🙂 Then the ego is inversely proportional!
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:D.
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thank you, drooling all over! That man is just freaking amazing! i have had a crush on him since i saw him in cry baby and 21 jump street! no wonder no man can capture my heart 😉
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I understand, that’s a HIGH standard! 🙂
I think I started liking him in Don Juan DeMarco… (I know which movie I’ll watch tonight!! 😀 )
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i was thinking i need to find cry baby tonight! that movie is epic! enjoy don juan 🙂
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I think that society encourages men to have BIG egos….particularly in western society.
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You are probably right! 🙂
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I’m noticing a Johnny Depp thing…
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😀 I wish he notices that too!
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