386

386

Wednesday. It’s only past 8.30am, it’s cold and raining. I almost had an accident with the bike earlier when I went to bring my son to kindergarten because bulldog faced neighbor left her house on her bike, holding an umbrella and forgot to look if someone was coming from the street. Sleepy, going downhill and with my poor reflexes, I’m not sure how I managed to just miss her. What I didn’t miss was her mumbling. I wish I knew how to reply. I know, the middle finger is universal but someone told me that I better don’t do it in Germany.
My daughter forgot her lunchbox so I have to bring it to school under the rain soon and get the wrong wet again.
The man sent me a message asking me if I could feed my kids this evening because he didn’t have time to prepare dinner for them; he offered to give me money so I could get some take away food while I had planned to have my cheese sandwich and beer in bed. Mummy time had to be postponed.

All that crap and I’m still smiling. Johnny Depp wasn’t in my dreams last night but I got something much better. My Prince serenading for me. What about that? Universe, you’ll need much more than a few drops of rain, a crazy ex and a bad mannered neighbor to change my mood today. But please, don’t be tempted to try harder. Let me have a happy day.
I believe I deserve one.
About the other days…

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Thank you Aaron for that. As I told you before, I settle for 1.5 million… And a lot of chocolate!
But if I get the other 4.5 million too, you bet we’ll be celebrating in Vegas and watching one of the fake Elvis’s while eating pizza. It’ll be a big table because I’m bringing friends and family. Prince, of course you’ll be there too.

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He’ll be singing “Suspicious Minds” for me.

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~ by DotedOn on September 16, 2015.

13 Responses to “386”

  1. Reblogged this on SURVIVORS BLOG HERE.

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  2. That is one awesome Elvis

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  3. Ha! Don’t forget to save reserve a hotel room for me!!

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  4. You deserve much more than you think dear! πŸ˜‰ 6 millions are all yours now. Enjoy it with your Prince and kids! Make sure to have a romantic getaway with your Prince! πŸ™‚ You always deserve the best honey ❀

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  5. First things first.. the neighbor, hit her next time (as long as it doesn’t endanger you (and totally kidding)), explain this ‘beer and cheese sandwich’ please… not sure how you get the beer to stay on the bread, so just curious (and again, totally just messing), and Elvis? Really? And the fat one to boot?

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    This reply brought to you by the letter S… for snark.

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    • You made me really laugh out VERY loud.
      I have that neighbor, as we say in my country, “crossed in my throat”, I can’t swallow her. I would gladly hit her next time if my son is not on the bike with me πŸ™‚
      The beer and cheese sandwich … I guess my English is still very weak. Mostly my bedside table holds the bottle because after a few sips my hands are not to trust anymore πŸ˜€
      Elvis was my 2nd son’s idea when I asked them where they’d like to go if I had a lot of money. Some days before I asked, I was telling them about Las Vegas and how’s the place and what you can see apart from the casino’s. I told them about Elvis and the people who want to look like him. Then we searched pictures and they laughed.
      I would have expected my kids answering Disneyland, but I wasn’t really surprised, as you can clearly see, they are MY kids πŸ˜€

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      • For someone who says “I guess my English is still very weak”… you KILL me at WWF… so, it isn’t that weak. Disney World is better (it’s the one in Florida, and the only one I have been too… so totally an unbiased opinion… totally).

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      • I agree with you, Disney World is bigger and better πŸ™‚ The castle is much nicer too.
        And one thing is knowing lost words and another thing is connecting them and make them have some sense πŸ˜€ (which apparently doesn’t always happen!! :))

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      • Touche…

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