397

397

Sunday. I mentioned yesterday that my brother forgot to tell my parents about Mary bringing a man to our house when we were not there.
As you can imagine, my mom got very nervous and started telling my dad that she couldn’t trust Mary anymore.
I didn’t know my parents’ plan until a few days later when my mom said: “Your dad went to search into Mary’s room and you have no idea what he found”.
“What did he find?”
“A photo album and a diary”
“So?”
“So, do you remember Mary saying how nice the Chinese man from the store down the street where you can develop pictures was to her?”
“Yes”
“Do you know why he was SO nice to her?”
“No, why?”
“Because she was taking freaking pictures with our clothes, in our bathtub and on your dad’s car!!”
We were laughing like crazy.
“Can we see the pictures?”
So she showed us some of the pictures and said: “You won’t see the ones where she’s showing her boobs or the ones where she’s naked and has a mirror between her legs and she’s showing the parts where the sun never shone” (she actually used a VERY DIRTY word there but I don’t mean to make anyone blush).
“No way! She did that??”
“Yes! and she took the film to develop at the Chinese man down the street!! That’s why the guy gave her discounts and was so nice to her”.
“And the diary?”
“Don’t get me started”.

I admit that she did something a bit stupid. Bringing a man to our house wasn’t a smart move.
Taking the pictures with our clothes (or without them on my dad’s car and in the bathtub), I don’t know… I have mixed feelings there. I truly liked her, she was one year younger than me and very smart. She should have taken the pictures and diary with her. Very dumb that she left everything there for anyone to see (of course, you had to go through her stuff, which I think it’s wrong, but according to my parents, it was their house, so they could do it).
I think I tried to defend her but my parents fired her anyway. I was heartbroken. What she did with her private life was her business… She should have been more careful.

Now we are in the digital era… But think about 20 years ago, would you have taken your film to develop at the store down the street to get a discount?
How easy are things now; you take a picture and you are only one click away from showing it to whoever you want without anyone else (??) having to see it.

I just imagined the bedroom of the Chinese guy… I bet he never bought an adult magazine again.

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~ by DotedOn on September 27, 2015.

23 Responses to “397”

  1. Reblogged this on SURVIVORS BLOG HERE.

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  2. Wow, I don’t know what to say. All I know is that if I had done that, I would have done it for a lot more than good rates on film! Ha, ha!

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  3. Hi Twin
    My ex and I would go tubing down a long river. There are many waterfalls or spots where the current is so strong it pulls you underwater, holds you there and throws your tube on down the river. The first time I went over, I was so excited to get out of the whirlpool. I’m wearing a two piece, I was acting like I had run a marathon. I couldn’t figure out why guys were taking photos. They were getting a free boob shot. The ex for got, took to store with no problem from store. I laughed my self silly.
    You just never know when it’s your 2 minutes!
    πŸ™‚
    Time for pain patch! Followed by nap.
    M

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  4. Guilty. First husband was, and most likely still a whiz at the timing, photo shoot, whole shot. He asks me to pose for him. We’ll why not? He’ll also processing them.

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  5. Turns out the work went into his portfolio. I was very please and excited at his mastery of the artwork.i’m not all ashamed by those that plat with like and color,

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  6. Spell checking has me trying Arkansas shortcuts. ‘Playt’ should be read, play

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    • hahahaha πŸ™‚
      Well, I’m completely ashamed! And he was your husband and the one processing the pictures ! πŸ™‚
      I wouldn’t dare to send such pictures to a store πŸ™‚

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  7. roflmao love the last line of this post! XX

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  8. Now… why can’t I have stories like this? And I have to admit, I was laughing pretty hard with how you were describing the photos (and trying not to make anyone blush).

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  9. Make me blush! I want the actual translation!

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    • Hahahaha,
      well, I don’t know which word meaning vagina in English is the most vulgar. I have a problem with the word “vagina”, I think it sounds dirtier than pu$$y… but that’s probably only me πŸ˜€
      Anyway, my mom said: “Con un espejo en la concha!!” (with a mirror in her …. ) (According Urbandictionary.com –> concha:
      South american insult. Concha means vagina in Argentina, Puerto Rico, Chile and sometimes in other Latin countries. Concha is also a sea shell but the shells are usually refered to as conchitas (little sea shells) to avoid saying cunt. While, concha-tu-madre is an insult, latin women do not always find the use of the word concha as a body part to be as offensive as english speaking women find cunt to be. )

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      • Concha! I love it, and I agree about the word vagina. It sounds like a terrible disease. I actually used to be really offended by the word cunt, but now It’s my favorite insult word (to mutter under my breath). I know that’s terrible but it just packs such a punch. 😈

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      • Hahaha, I’m not sure I have a favorite insult word. I tend to use many at once πŸ˜€

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