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Friday. Just when I was about to throw in the towel, my daughter took the toys’s catalogue and found a doll that she thought it was adorable and asked me if there was a chance of Santa Claus bringing that to her. As soon as I said: “It could be”, my other kids started searching for toys online. They found some Lego set they liked but it was way too expensive so I said: “No way Santa will bring you that, it’s too expensive”
“But he has the workshop”
“We talked about this before. Lego comes from Denmark. That and a few other things Santa cannot make”.
After a while, they found something that it was also a bit expensive but I said: “If you agree to share it, write a letter to Santa and say it’s for the both of you”
“OK!”
Then I asked my older son and he said he wants a gift card. I’ll get some little cars for my youngest son and I’m done.
I still have to decide the presents for the school kids. I called my 2nd son and asked: “What did you get last year at school?”
“Deodorant”
“Are you freaking kidding me?”
“No, I got Adidas deodorant, a few things that glow in the dark and some candy”.
“Really? And do you know what the kids are bringing this year?”
“Deodorant!”
“Come on!!”
“Yes, there is a girl who got Playboy deodorant. A set. Black and golden. I would like that”.
“Are you serious?”
“Yes, let me show you”
So he spent 15 minutes searching until he found both bottles and could show them to me.
“See? They are VIP, very special”.
Apparently there is a deodorant cult among 10/12 years old in these parts of the world. I want to think that, even though my mind goes toward the freaking Playboy part…
And IT’S FRIDAY, I’M IN LOVE!! I picked this song because I LOVE it! I found the video this morning on YouTube and told my son: “Listen and tell me if you like this song?” So I started to sing and when I got to the part “You’re so fuckin’ special”, I heard the guy singing “You’re so VERY special” “What?!?!” I was completely disappointed and said to my son: “The fuckin’ special part is why I like this song”. So I had to find the uncensored version… And guess what, I found a video with Johnny Depp in it.
Ladies and Gentlemen, enjoy Radiohead (and Johnny!).
CREEP
(written by Edward O’Brien, Philip Selway, Thomas Yorke, Mike Hazle, Albert Hammond, Colin Greenwood & Jonathan Greenwood)
When you were here before
Couldn’t look you in the eye
You’re just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
And I wish I was special
You’re so fuckin’ special
But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here
I don’t care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I’m not around
You’re so fuckin’ special
I wish I was special
But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here
She’s running out again,
She’s running out
She’s run run run run
Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You’re so fuckin’ special
I wish I was special
But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo,
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here
I don’t belong here
—
source:
metrolyrics.com
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DotedOn said this on December 4, 2015 at 11:29 am |
My friend is moving to Denmark to work for Lego.
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noimnotok said this on December 4, 2015 at 11:39 am |
Wow!! That’s great!! I think I would love to work there too! I still enjoy building things 🙂
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DotedOn said this on December 4, 2015 at 7:35 pm |
If I was a parent I’d guess as soon the children’s toys were sorted and they’re happy then Christmas would be ok
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XandrewX said this on December 4, 2015 at 2:37 pm |
Yes! It’s not always easy… it sucks when one is happy and the other one isn’t!! 🙂
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DotedOn said this on December 4, 2015 at 7:35 pm |
Playboy deodorant for girls! 😀
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XandrewX said this on December 4, 2015 at 2:38 pm |
It’s for boys!! But the girl had to buy a present for a boy 🙂
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DotedOn said this on December 4, 2015 at 7:36 pm |
Oh yes, this song has become quite an anthem for the millennial generation! Deodorant…go figure, a right of passage I suppose. I’m glad you finally found things to buy for your kids!
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Marissa Bergen said this on December 4, 2015 at 4:08 pm |
I’m relieved! I only have to order them (and hope they get here in time!!) 🙂
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DotedOn said this on December 4, 2015 at 7:37 pm |
Oh, that’s good. I was thinking of doing online ordering for my daughter. We always have to go out and get my mother to watch her because we can’t bring her along to buy her own gifts. The only problem with online is that she might see the packages once they arrive.
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Marissa Bergen said this on December 4, 2015 at 7:42 pm
Here they deliver only in the morning and I’m sure they’ll be at school 🙂
But I totally understand!
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DotedOn said this on December 4, 2015 at 7:43 pm
Here it depends what company is delivering but even if it comes when my daughter’s at school, only my son is home since he home schools. I feel like it would be unfair to make him hide it for us.
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Marissa Bergen said this on December 4, 2015 at 11:10 pm
I understand… Can you make it deliver to your mom’s house?
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DotedOn said this on December 5, 2015 at 2:19 pm
That’s not a bad idea but just would have the burden of getting the toys from one place to the other. I asked my husband what he wanted to do today but we’re still deciding.
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Marissa Bergen said this on December 7, 2015 at 2:14 am
I hope you find a good solution soon! 🙂
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DotedOn said this on December 8, 2015 at 11:28 am
Oh Friday night I have to drop the kids off at a party and then I’m stuck waiting around for them to get out so I think I’ll just go to Target then. I hope it’s not a mad house!
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Marissa Bergen said this on December 8, 2015 at 7:05 pm
I hope it for you too! It’s a bit early so you may be lucky. Next week it’ll be for sure CRAZY! 🙂
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DotedOn said this on December 9, 2015 at 11:54 am
Who knew Playboy makes deodorant? LOL
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emmagc75 said this on December 4, 2015 at 4:52 pm |
My son!! 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 4, 2015 at 7:37 pm |
Lol yup
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emmagc75 said this on December 4, 2015 at 11:00 pm
Deoderant cult. Bwahaha.
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R. Todd said this on December 7, 2015 at 3:23 am |
Kids are funny!! 🙂
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DotedOn said this on December 8, 2015 at 11:28 am |
hahahaaa bout the deodorant/! too freakin funny. your just gonna have to give in and buy it! Love that song too. XX
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manyofus1980 said this on December 23, 2015 at 10:52 am |
I did!! And it was so easy! 😀
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DotedOn said this on December 24, 2015 at 9:27 am |