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Friday. Just when I was about to throw in the towel, my daughter took the toys’s catalogue and found a doll that she thought it was adorable and asked me if there was a chance of Santa Claus bringing that to her. As soon as I said: “It could be”, my other kids started searching for toys online. They found some Lego set they liked but it was way too expensive so I said: “No way Santa will bring you that, it’s too expensive”
“But he has the workshop”
“We talked about this before. Lego comes from Denmark. That and a few other things Santa cannot make”.
After a while, they found something that it was also a bit expensive but I said: “If you agree to share it, write a letter to Santa and say it’s for the both of you”
“OK!”
Then I asked my older son and he said he wants a gift card. I’ll get some little cars for my youngest son and I’m done.

I still have to decide the presents for the school kids. I called my 2nd son and asked: “What did you get last year at school?”
“Deodorant”
“Are you freaking kidding me?”
“No, I got Adidas deodorant, a few things that glow in the dark and some candy”.
“Really? And do you know what the kids are bringing this year?”
“Deodorant!”
“Come on!!”
“Yes, there is a girl who got Playboy deodorant. A set. Black and golden. I would like that”.
“Are you serious?”
“Yes, let me show you”
So he spent 15 minutes searching until he found both bottles and could show them to me.

“See? They are VIP, very special”.
Apparently there is a deodorant cult among 10/12 years old in these parts of the world. I want to think that, even though my mind goes toward the freaking Playboy part…

And IT’S FRIDAY, I’M IN LOVE!! I picked this song because I LOVE it! I found the video this morning on YouTube and told my son: “Listen and tell me if you like this song?” So I started to sing and when I got to the part “You’re so fuckin’ special”, I heard the guy singing “You’re so VERY special” “What?!?!” I was completely disappointed and said to my son: “The fuckin’ special part is why I like this song”. So I had to find the uncensored version… And guess what, I found a video with Johnny Depp in it.
Ladies and Gentlemen, enjoy Radiohead (and Johnny!).

CREEP
(written by Edward O’Brien, Philip Selway, Thomas Yorke, Mike Hazle, Albert Hammond, Colin Greenwood & Jonathan Greenwood)

When you were here before
Couldn’t look you in the eye
You’re just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
And I wish I was special
You’re so fuckin’ special

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here

I don’t care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul

I want you to notice
When I’m not around
You’re so fuckin’ special
I wish I was special

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here

She’s running out again,
She’s running out
She’s run run run run

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You’re so fuckin’ special
I wish I was special

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo,
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here
I don’t belong here

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source:
metrolyrics.com

~ by DotedOn on December 4, 2015.