669

669

Saturday. We are leaving soon. The trip it’s supposed to be 14 hours. You have to add the gas and pee stops.
Since I didn’t have much time and I didn’t want to miss a day, I decided to answer this questionnaire that I copied from Kim’s blog (kimboxin.wordpress.com).

Here the 35 questions:

1.Boxer shorts or budgie smugglers? I don’t care, whatever makes him smile.

2. What color of underwear are you currently wearing? White with flowers, hot pink lace around and a cute little ribbon in front.

3. How long have you been wearing them for already? Hmmm… How long do I have them on or for how long do I have them? I put them on after my shower last night and I bought them a couple of years ago.

4. Do you ever use binoculars to watch people? Not anymore, I don’t have binoculars now. Or much people around to watch.

5. Have you ever kicked someone in the groin? I don’t think I did.

6. Would you pull a trigger? Yes.

7. If you would meet your favorite celebrity and they would want to make out with you, would you? I don’t have a favorite celebrity.

8. Have you ever slept in a room and in the same bed with someone you were not in a relationship with (not talking about sex and having a one night stand)? Yes.

9. Have you had one-night-stands? No, never.

10. Does sex have the same importance to you now compared to when you were younger? No, it got 3 million times more important.

11. Have you ever eaten a worm? I hope not.

12. What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever eaten? If drinks count too, milk.

13. How long do you spend sitting on the toilet? It depends. I could be there for hours.

14. What do you do when you sit there (besides the obvious)? Read, play on the iPod, think.

15. Have you ever been peed at? Yes, all my kids peed on me for sure.

16. What’s the grossest thing you have ever swallowed? Milk.

17. What’s the constantly dirtiest place in your home? Do I have to pick one?

18. Why don’t you clean it? That’s a good question and let’s say I always find an excuse to avoid it.

19. Do you eat your boogers? NO!

20. Can you describe the one smell that makes you gag? Hot milk and strawberries.

21. Have you ever had head lice? Yes, and if I think about it, I may need to make an appointment with a therapist.

22. Have you ever been utterly disappointed in someone? Yes.

23. Have you ever been scared of someone? Yes.

24. What do you do and don’t want anyone to know when you are drunk? I don’t think I do things that I need to keep secret… Or I was never that drunk.

25. Have you tried pole dancing? No… I wanted to. I had the chance a few months ago but my dad was there so I felt a bit embarrassed to try. The poor guy already caught me when I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. I want him to think that “that” was the only time I did something “improper”… Anyway, if I ever learn, I’m sure I’ll tell him. Knowing him, he’d be proud of me anyway.

26.Have you been in a strip club? No.

27. Have you run over an animal? No that I could see. I’m sure some bugs were on the way but ignoring the fact makes me feel better.

28. Have you ever peed in snow? No.

29. Have you ever made fun of someone and then regret it? Yes.

30.What’s your favorite kind of question of Cards for Humanity (for those who know the game)? Eh?

31. If the father of your best friend would hit on you what would you tell him? I can’t answer that question, the father of my best friend is no longer with us.

32. Would you go out on a date with someone half your age or double your age? Half my age, why not? Double my age (88) I don’t think it’d feel as a date.

33.Do you clean the sink after brushing your teeth? Mostly.

34. Have you ever spat in someone’s food or drink? No, my sister took care of it.

35. Have you ever kissed someone only to be grossed out, afterwards? Not really grossed out but completely ashamed.

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~ by DotedOn on June 25, 2016.

8 Responses to “669”

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  2. Interesting questions! Have fun on your trip!

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  3. Hope you’re having fun!

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  4. Intriguing… and something I won’t do… just saying. 🙂

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  5. Like?

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