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Mug shot Tuesday. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. But, is it so?
Let me tell you what happened the day of my birthday at the restaurant.
My parents have a dog, Pooh. Pooh needs a girlfriend. Desperately.
My mom treats Pooh like if it were my youngest sibling and there is no bitch good enough for him, of course.
My dad understands the horniness of the teenager dog so he took care of finding a nice lady dog for him.
While we were having dinner my dad said: “The girlfriend is a white Pomeranian about the same size.”
I said: “White? I’ve never seen white. If they have puppies, what color would they be?”
He answered: “Probably mixed, let me show you a picture”.
So while he was browsing the pictures on his phone and my mom was also watching, the picture of a naked señorita happened to pop on the screen.

My mom is really open about anything but there is something she cannot tolerate and that’s nudity on films, tv, magazines, and specially not on the computer screen or phone that belongs to my dad.
So when she saw the naked woman, she said: “You and you dirty friends sharing those disgusting pictures! You should be ashamed! What will your daughters think? And what will the waiter think of you if he sees those naked women?!”
When the waiter heard “naked women”, he walked towards my dad so my dad could proudly show him his selection.
My mom was fuming, the rest of us were laughing (including the waiter).
My mom is not talking to my dad right now. It’ll pass. This happens about every week because his friends keep sending him pictures (probably because we all enjoy watching my mom overreact about a couple of boobs).

Yesterday, my mom opened her Facebook account and found that someone had shared a collage of something like “cock in a sock” where you could see many many men with their dicks in a sock.
She blushed and said: “Imagine if you dad sees this?!?!? He’ll think I’m as dirty as he is!!!”
I was laughing like crazy.

And I just found this:

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I’m not telling that to my mom. I’ll let her think that her friends are as dirty as my dad’s friends.

~ by DotedOn on February 23, 2016.

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    DotedOn said this on February 23, 2016 at 11:37 am | Reply

  2. How funny is that??! Your parents are a little weird!

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    Marissa Bergen said this on February 23, 2016 at 11:55 am | Reply

  3. Were these white socks? 😀

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    forfriendswithoutborders said this on February 23, 2016 at 12:16 pm | Reply

  4. You can think what you want, but I’m totally with your mom on this! 😀

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    writersideup said this on February 24, 2016 at 12:29 am | Reply

    • Hahahahaha!
      But please don’t tell me that you overreact like she does! 🙂
      She can be very dramatic and she’s really funny when she’s mad. Nobody really knows if she’s pretending to be mad or if she’s really mad. I know that when the subject is nudity and my father is somehow connected, it’s for real!
      But you know, it’s so unfair sometimes!! My dad is watching a movie and then a sex scene comes up and my mom starts shouting like if it were my dad’s fault 😀
      And now, everything has sex in it!

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      DotedOn said this on February 24, 2016 at 11:35 am | Reply

  5. I do react, but probably not to that extreme lol But I don’t blame her, and I’m sure your mother would appreciate if your dad at least looked away instead of probably enjoying it like porn (’cause that’s what it is, only in what’s considered an “acceptable” way). I’m sure this is what upsets her more than anything, whether it’s photos of nude women, on TV, magazine covers, movies, whatever.

    Yep, sex IS in everything and everywhere because it “sells,” and unfortunately the population has this insatiable need to have it ALL the time. It’s impossible to escape. I absolutely canNOT stand it. Sex is constantly being shoved in our faces, and as much as I love sex, I don’t need it in my face, on my mind or in my boyfriend’s face or on his mind unless it’s what we’re doing when we want to do it. Life is about SO much more than sex and it’s unhealthy in so many respects, to have it “front and center” all the time. So, I’m totally with your mom on this 😀

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    writersideup said this on February 24, 2016 at 12:42 pm | Reply

  6. oh paola this is too funny, you have wild parents! but they definitely have a sense of humour, you need to come to ireland all of you! Our sense of humour is great over here. X

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    manyofus1980 said this on March 8, 2016 at 5:32 pm | Reply

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